Boys and Their Toys

What ever happened to GI Joe? When I was a kid he was a towering 12 inch figure who had his own wooden footlocker and wardrobe that included a space suit. Nowadays he’s been reduced to a 4 inch molded plastic visage of impotence. What a sad sorry little man.

Well anyways, boys still love to make gun sounds and pretend explosions no matter what the size of the army man. My son was no different. He amassed a large battalion of miniature warriors and all the jeeps, tanks and guns to go with them. What was missing? Hmmm, let me think… of course, burned out buildings and concrete bunkers.

Off to the stockpile of foam computer packaging and printer inserts. I found a great piece to start, grabbed some left over insulation board and off to the cutting table. If you want to do projects like this, a hot knife or hot wire foam cutter are invaluable and probably carried by your local hobby shop or craft store. They slice through the foam with the greatest of ease. It also allows carving out ridges and slopes without having the mess of static filled shavings sticking to everything when using a regular knife. Slopes are cut with nice smooth edges using the wire cutter. 

We cut two levels to give the impression of the bunker being in a hillside or beachhead.

To hold everything securely we used a little foam glue around the edges and coarse drywall screws to keep it from coming apart. Next we needed to fill in the gaps and add some texture. For this we used some Dap Lightweight Spackling leftover from household repairs. You can sand it and the foam if needed, we liked the rough texture. 

When it had dried we wanted to add some rocky gravel in the recesses where these things would naturally gather. You can use something like coarse ballast for model railroads or what we had from our pet geckos, Lizard Litter. It’s made from crushed walnut shells and for the price conscious modeler; you get volume for your money. 

Use elmers or a thick craft glue and sprinkle the “gravel” on and even push it into the glue. Once everything is painted it’ll be secure.

We did poke at the foam and roughly broke out small chunks to give it a “used” feel. You can paint it with latex or acrylic paints. Many hobbyists will basecoat foam pieces and then spray them with a black basecoat. This prevents the spray paints from “eating” away your structure. Some spray paints will not dissolve the foam, but its better to be safe than sorry. Either test it on a spare piece or use interior latex house paint to basecoat it. We always check the mismatched paints at Lowe’s and Home Depot for any gallons that were mixed incorrectly and therefore on sale at a greatly reduced price. We scored a can of light gray and one of dark gray for only 3.00 each!

Joshua did the final touches of black weathering and the bunker number. 

He also used toothpicks in one of the larger holes to simulate rebar showing through the broken concrete. 

Then he added some gun emplacements and was off to battle. Don’t fret over getting the right tones and dry brushing the textures just right. Remember, this project was for a functional solid battlefield accessory to play with. 

He enjoyed many hours of storming the beaches and defending the homeland and I probably helped attack once or twice myself. Now, if we only had a burned out building… ;]